This morning SouthFlorida.com published, and Google News republished, a near-pornographic story about pregnant protoskank Britney Spears' sex life with her greasy, child-abandoning husband Kevin Federline:
Expectant mom Britney Spears has been enjoying the best sex of her life since falling pregnant with husband Kevin Federline's child.
The singer - who is due to give birth later this year - believes the discomfort brought on by morning sickness and rapid mood swings is far outweighed by the marked improvement in her bedroom activities.
The 23-year-old says, "I think it's better than it was before. I think it's best. Sex is crazy good."
You just threw up into your mouth a little, didn't you? It should be illegal to publish this kind of revolting trash before lunch.