Unindicted war profiteer and Vice President Dick "Go F*ck Yourself" Cheney's inauguration is shaping up to be truly nightmarish:
Guy Hovis, a vocalist from Tupelo, Miss., who performed on the Lawrence Welk show, will sing, "Let the Eagles Soar," a song written by Attorney General John Ashcroft.
Holy crapfest, Batman! My eagles are still sore from watching Attorney General Asshat sing it several years ago. Read all about it in the Chicago Sun-Times.