Law Students Can Be Real Scumbags

The law school was evacuated today due to a fire alarm.  I just got this email:

As the building was being vacated this afternoon because of the fire alarms, two laptops were stolen from the Moot Court office.  A third laptop has just been stolen from the Law Library.

The Moot Court office is somewhat hidden on the 4th floor.  There’s no reason for people who aren’t law students to be up there.  So the odds are that law students stole these laptops.  What a bunch of scumbags.  And morons.  Who the hell jeopardizes their legal career over a couple of mediocre laptops?