Apparently, he met Kate at a Long John Silver’s over octopus. She then forced him to use stolen Capital One credit cards to finance fertility treatment and “his sperm was added to the mix.”
If that wasn’t bad enough, he also sued “Brittney Spears, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, and Hannah Montana” for “being in possession of [his] sperm.” Oh, and he also sued Black History Month for presumably other reasons.