Earlier this month, the Second Circuit provided us with a handy legal definition of "tea-bagging." Now California's First Appellate District has seen fit to jump on the tea-bagging bandwagon:
An old idiom provides that idle hands are the devil’s tools, and the facts of this case show what can happen when he takes them to the workplace. In November 2000, several firefighters were idling in the dayroom at the firehouse. Twenty-year veteran Captain Ronald Doss walked up behind firefighter Gregory Nave, who was sitting in a recliner. Another firefighter said to Doss: “[W]hy don’t you put [your] dick on his head?” Trouble ensued. While Doss claimed he placed his fingers on Nave’s head as a form of “horseplay,” Nave said he felt the touch of Doss’s penis.
That's how it starts, anyway. It's actually a rather complicated opinion about the scope of an arbitrator's authority, and the courts' ability to review the arbitrator's work. San Mateo County Fire Fighters, Local 2400 v. The South County Fire Protection Authority, No. A108151 (1st App. Dist. Div 3, Apr. 18, 2006).