Judge to Hear "Motion for Panties"

From The Smoking Gun:

MAY 16--A Tennessee youth detention facility that provides female inmates with previously worn--and allegedly stained--underwear has triggered legal complaints by a pair of teenagers who have spent time in the Knoxville lockup. In the below "motion for panties," which was filed this month in Knox County Juvenile Court, one of the girls contends that the Richard L. Bean Juvenile Service Center's "used-panty policy is nasty, debasing, and humiliating."

What's "nasty, debasing, and humiliating" is having to adjudicate a "Motion for Panties." Though I suppose it's not as bad as a "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (.pdf).