I watched my Tivo'd copy of the final episode of Dennis Miller's CNBC show, which has been cancelled, tonight. He had a panel of guests, one of whom was Yxta Maya Murray, a novelist and law professor at Loyola law school in LA. She also happens to be an extremely beautiful woman.
(Dennis disappointed me when he introduced her by saying "hubba hubba" -- was that really necessary? Though I guess I'm committing the same sin here . . . .)
Anyhoo, why didn't any of my law professors look like Professor Murray? In contrast, most of mine looked more like this (with apologies to Professor and former Judge Schwarzer):