You can't make this shit up:
DOYLESTOWN, Pa. (AP) � A lawyer who was accused of plotting a murder because a real estate deal to start a sex club went awry pleaded no contest to attempted murder Monday.
Joseph P. Guarrasi, 38, of Warwick, also pleaded guilty Monday to attempted aggravated assault, attempted kidnapping, attempted burglary and related counts. In exchange, prosecutors dropped charges of soliciting the same offenses.
The judge postponed sentencing for up to 90 days for an evaluation of Guarrasi's mental condition.