Since Wonkette is busy covering the DNC, I bring you this snippet about President Bush from the AP via CNN:
He keeps a cramp-inducing pace on long uphill sections, pouring it on to reach each peak, backing off a little to recover and then attacking the next hill.
He pants hard, emitting low "hrrr, hrrr, hrrr" grunts with each stroke of the pedals, his shoulders bobbing up and down.
"Stroke of the pedals"?? "Bobbing up and down"???!!!
Uhhh . . . . Is the AP trying to be the new Drudge?