Woman Sues Procter & Gamble, Claiming Hair Dye Burned Her Scalp

(Court TV) -- Katherine Keith bought a bottle of Clairol Natural Instincts hair color in June 2002, hoping to trade her black locks for a brunette bob.

Instead of achieving the new look she wanted, Keith claims she lost her hair, burnt her scalp and began to excrete pus from her eyeballs, despite following the directions.

She is seeking jury damages from Procter & Gamble, Clairol's distributor, in U.S. District Court in Fort Myers, Florida.

"Excrete pus from her eyeballs"??!!! Far out, man! Details here from CourtTV via CNN Law Center.