Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
John Ashcroft is coming to town!He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty or nice:
John Ashcroft is coming to town!
It's very badly written and rhymed (as its author admits), but it's more accurate and applicable than I'd like to think, and thus entirely appropriate. Read the original here from The Desmoines Register. (via TalkLeft)