Our Profession Never Ceases To Amaze Me

"Defense labels flashing charge physically impossible"

A woman says she and locksmith Robert Peters Sr. were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters' semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts. "She's mistaken," says the man's lawyer. "He's not that big." Peters' erect penis -- let's call it Robert Peters Junior -- is only four inches long, according to the attorney.

The Obscure Store reports that the Pennsylvania Express-Times is reporting this diminutive item.