Fry Winona! (Sung to the Tune of "My Sharona")

The prosecution has asked for 3 years probation and $26k in restitution and fines at the sentencing hearing this Friday Dec. 6 on Winona Ryder's shoplifting conviction. The Sentencing Memorandum also reveals for the first time that Winona had eight (count 'em, eight!) different kinds of narcotic pain killers on her when arrested. (I personally require a maximum of only six pain killers, all labeled "Budweiser," even on bad days.) (Thanks to thesmokinggun for the link.)